Hossein Shariatmadari

What do you get when you rip the toenails and fingernails off some guy? What happens when you kick in all his teeth, beat the soles of his feet, taser him, imprison him for life? Under the U.S.-imposed reign of the Shah in Iran?

Whadya suppose you get, chump?

You get, when this guy is finally released from life imprisonment, after the much feared and hated (in the U.S.A. at least) Ayatollah Seyyed Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini overthrows the much-hated U.S.-supported regime of the Shah, you get one very nasty and mean dude. Wooh! Is this guy ever, like, the supreme interrogator of Iranian intelligence.

And, you suppose this guy loves the U.S. and Israel? Huh, Chump? Ya think that?

So, Chumpy Boy, ya wanna use the Constitution of the United States for toilet paper, huh?

The concept of Habeas Corpus is quaint. The Geneva Conventions are piffle. So you say, Chumpy Boy, so you say.

Don’t your knuckles get sore from having to drag them on the ground all the time?

You know, that constant drooling from your slack jaws, that saliva is leaving ugly red marks on your cheeks and chin, all that drooling spit isn’t good for your skin, it kind of eats it up like acid.

You say you can’t help it? You’re just a helpless Republican? And you worship George Dubya Bush as the God and King of All?

And you are totally clueless as to what happens long term when you abandon civilization? Yeah dude, you are one stupid, barbaric, worthless bastard, and clueless about what happens when you dump the basic values of America, the things that I see every damned time I see the American flag, you don’t see those things. Yeah, you’re just a Republican and you’re too damned blind to see those things.

And we’ve got this guy, Hossein Shariatmadari, to deal with because of stupid bastards like you. Yeah, you, you stupid bastard.

And he is one damned smart and tricky and cunning son-of-a-bitch and we’ve got to figure out how to outsmart him.

So you, you damned, stupid, nincompoop Republicans! Get your worthless asses out of the way while we grownups with values figure out how to deal with your god damned mess.